Oh Hi, Do you want fresh, delicious and nutritious, all-natural, poetry-slam poem goodness?
Yes?
Good. So do we… And this month we got some! One after the other. Two minute gems. All Welcome.
All the po, bro. Lactose, gluten, vegan and meat free!
*May contain humans.
14 slam spots available each month. Sign up at the event from 430PM. Be Early.
Following the frantic overload of the Australian Poetry Slam WA Heats in August – we’re back to Witness the Spoken Fitness of the plain old vanilla flavoured September Slam.
This is your September 2024 Perth Slam Poetry Slam.
And YOU COULD TAKE HOME THE CASH!!!
If you score the highest, you get the door takings. No joke.
Get your monthly dose of two-minute poetry bundles. Delivered Hot. Right here. Right now. Be One! Tickets only at the door. All Welcome.
Poems. Delivered Live and Direct. Available in all sizes and flavours!
Don’t get the No Po Fo Mo blues! Consume the spoken-word gospel.
Be a rock-start poet. Be judgey. Be the poem.
Perth’s original and best, genuinely authentic Poetry Slam. Rhythm and Metaphor, Syllables Galore.
14 spots available to slam. Winner takes the Door 😎🎤👏
HIGHEST PAID POETRY EVENT ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET?
Maybe!
Each month the Perth Slam winner receives the door takings (minus some running costs).
We give the winner the door takings. Seriously! Often this is over $200. For a two-minute poem. That’s like $6000 per hour. I think.
This is why we think we’re most definitely the highest paid poetry event in the entire universe.
So, come on down to your local Perth Slam – Freshly delivered two-minute be-spoken po-poes in your gorgeous little faces!
All Welcome. Consume some live spoken-word poetry. Or sign up to be part of the comp.
100% REAL LIVE POETS in the Four5Nine bar at the Rosemount Hotel. It could be you. Be one! Win the cash!
Entry is $10/$5 only at the door.
Get some poetry inside your beautiful faces! Do a poem! Win the Money! Judge Poets! Clap hands! Click yo fingers!
Enjoy the intensity, the diversity, the scintillating density of Perth’s most interesting spoken wordsmiths.
If you are a first timer, we welcome you! DO IT! Seriously. Just do it!
Each month we give you the opportunity to compete with up to 14 other poets to win the cash prize. And the audience is the judge 🙂
Content Warning: Our events are for ALL AGES and some content may NOT be suitable for children. Swears and big themes WILL happen. It’s Poetry man! It gets real.
Will you be a Perth Slam Winner? Do you know someone who is the sickest poet in the world? Tag em! Bring em. Drag em along. Or just be a witness to the transcendental word spheres of Perth.
Have you got a poem inside you just waiting to be heard? What are you waiting for? Rock up to the event and sign up for your chance at Rock-Star Poet glory.
Perth Slam is this city’s only monthly poetry slam. Come along and sign up to slam your poem or just witness the linguistic fitness of a live poetry slam!
JUDGES! You may get to be a judge! We give out tickets at the door for your chance to be a judge! That’s right! An ACTUAL JUDGE of POETRY! The power! The Glory! The free drink voucher!
POETS! Poetry slammers get TWO MINUTES on the mic to impress the five randomly-chosen judges. The highest overall score wins the door takings.
AUDIENCE! It’s all about short sharp bursts of performance poetry into your face – guaranteed!
Our website: https://www.perthslam.com
Doors open 430pm
LAST SATURDAY MONTHLY
Four5Nine Bar – Rosemount Hotel
459 Fitzgerald St, North Perth,
Perth, Western Australia, 6006
Entry: $10 or $5 Concession. CASH ONLY at the door. But there is an ATM in the venue.
Sign up to SLAM @ 4:30pm
Slam event starts at 4.45pm.
Finishes at 6pm.
14 slam spots are available each month.
Please read our rules: https://www.perthslam.com/rules
Hosted by Allan Boyd (aka the antipoet) and Joni Boyd (aka Checkout Chick) with special operations and hardcore logistical administrative and tactical calculator support from the always delightful Tonja (she is a scientist – NOT a poet – apparently).
Like. WHAT IS A POETRY SLAM?
Poetry slam is a competitive performance arts event, in which poets perform timed spoken word poetry before a live audience and a scattered panel of randomly chosen judges
And. WHAT HAPPENS AT PERTH SLAM?
Slam contestants are given a microphone, a live audience and just two minutes to impress the judges with their ORIGINAL spoken word poetry.
No Props. No Costumes. Just pure words! You CAN read from your phone, tablet or paper, notebook etc. Just NO PROPS or accompaniments.
Five random judges are picked by the host. We pull raffle tickets given at the door from the AMAZING SLAM HAT!
Once judges are chosen (and after our “sacrificial” poet tests the judges skills), we draw each poet’s name from the hat and the competition begins.
After each 2 minute performance, judges hold up score cards using a 1-10 scale, with 10 being the highest.
Of the five scores for each poet, only the middle three scores are counted – we remove the “haters”💩 and the “lovers” 😍 score! And at the end of the night, the poet with the most points takes a big cut of the door! 🤑
Our Perth Slam rules are based on the Australian Poetry Slam rules.
PERTH SLAM RULES:
• Sign up at the venue at 430pm
• Maximum of 14 entrants per Slam
• No Signups after the slam starts
• No musical accompaniment. No props. No costumes
• YES! Reading from the page or a device IS permitted
• Random draw for performance order
• Poem must be the original work of the performer
• 2 minute time limit. Time starts at your 1st word or when the timekeeper feels the performance has begun. 1 point for every 30 seconds over time is deducted by the timekeeper from your final score
• 5 judges chosen at random from the audience
• Pooling of judges tickets is not permitted
• Judges hold up score cards, marking each performer from 0.01 – 10. From the 5 scores, only the 3 middle scores are counted
• In the event of a tie, the 2 highest-scoring performers share the prize
• Winner is rewarded with the door takings (minus some admin costs)
• Slam winner cannot compete in the following month – but is invited to be our FEATURED Sacrificial Poet!
• Organisers of Perth Slam reserve the right to change any of these rules at any time.
CONTACT:
Allan Boyd – Perth Slam Organiser
Phone: 0402573580
Email: info@perthslam.com
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