Once again our planet has rolled it’s ponderous orbit around the girthy yellow sphere of the sun and the fat man has come to exact the inescapable toll of consumerism that is Christmas. Or you could just come to Bumpmass.
That’s right it’s that time of year again and we’re going harder than a Gruber off a plaza with a line up better than 12 days of mostly bird related gifts.
featuring.
The powerfully gay caroling of WOODY CAMPFIRE! aka TOMAS FORD
The doom that stole xmass TROLL!
Yippie-Ki-Aye motherfukers it’s rap baddies PENNY PURR and SKULKA
Whose making the gravy? Not TOWN BIKE the can’t be trusted but they are playing.
The angels on top of the bumpmass tree COOPER JONES.
And your very own Kris Kringles BUMPERS
Plus Kimbos back on the BBQ dishing our free sausages in bread and we’ve got DJ’s to follow.
MERRY BUMPMASS YOU FILTHY ANIMALS.